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Emos.  The creatures that try to be deep but are lucky to reach a level that can be considered shallow.  Everyone knows of the classic emo-style; black fringe, bleached patches, black clothes, skinny jeans, high-top converses, excessive eyeliner, etc. These traits are always depicted in an emo-style photo; above camera angle (often to show off cleavage) taken in a bathroom.  Sigh, can’t you just feeeel the darkness??

They are the mirelurks that find happiness depressing and avoid it as though their life depends on it, because happy people don’t receive sympathy every day.  Of course their life doesn’t really depend on it, I mean, if they actually died, they would receive attention from everyone but wouldn’t be there to enjoy it!  Although, enjoying things makes them depressed, but being depressed makes them happy… but happiness depresses them too… Oh dear.  I think we have a problem.

You very rarely see emos at universities.  They mostly work at Hungry Jacks (known as Burger King in some places), travel in flocks of bitterness and whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge, whinge.  If they don’t have something to whinge about, then they’ll whinge about that.

If you ever come across an emo RUN for the sake of your sanity.  Their presence has the same effect as dementors from Harry Potter.

I have here a fresh example of the sort of things emos have to say.

The background story to this is that every time I send Mr. X a message on Facebook, his girlfriend, Ms. Emo has to fire a rude remark at me, most often shooting herself in the foot.  Mr. X does not like this sort of conflict and deleted most of the conversations we had.  This one I managed to salvage ver batim.

Mr. X: Can’t everyone just get along?????
Ms. Emo: not when its with someone who thinks she’s better then everyone. But isn’t
Ms. Stranger: Getting along is boring Mr. X! and stop deleting stuff off your wall, i’m not a facebook fiend like you so I miss all the good bits
Ms. Slinky: Hahahahaha.  Couldn’t agree with you more Ms. Stranger.. all my witty comments have gone to waste.
Ms. Stranger: I know right! I was so keen to read them. I’m sure there’ll be a next time lol
Ms. Emo: witty comments? Your dumb as dog s***.
Ms. Stranger: well that’s witty…..lol
Ms. Emo: i don’t need to be witty. I’m not someone who thinks i’m the best around. When i’m obvs not.
Ms. Stranger: Well thats good at least you can accept your faults
Ms. Slinky: Hmm. I really want to comment saying, “Funny that. I happen to be studying psychology at university. Last time I checked, dumb people can’t get into university,” but all of my defences are to be left up to our dear Mr. X.   I tell you what, if you have any proof of my lack of intelligence, I will be more than happy to accept it, and I will even go so far as to offer you my sincerest apology Ms. Emo.
Mr. X: all of you play nice!
Ms. Slinky: I am playing nice.  I’m offering dear Ms. Emo the chance to actually prove all of the remarks she has made about me. Not once have I made offensive remarks about her.  So who, then, has acted with valour?

Emos – who needs them?

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